Get Outta Town! – A Proposal for New Yorkers Entering Jewish Communal Service

When I spent a semester as a college and yeshiva student in New York, I was advised to “never marry a New York girl; they are so used to buying take out that they don’t know how to cook.”

It was not until decades later that I moved to Long Island and found that the advice was incorrect. In the eleven years here, we’ve been invited to many homes as guests and have found the cooking to be just fine. Having said that, it is, in fact, incredibly easy to keep Kosher and not cook in New York.

Matter of fact, it’s easy to not have to work hard to do anything Jewish if you live in greater New York. Whether you’re in Montauk [the eastern tip of Long Island] or Parsippany, New Jersey [the western edge of many New Yorker’s definition of “civilization”], or pretty much anywhere in between, you’re less than 30 minutes from a weekday morning minyan or a decent Kosher knish. This is a wonderful thing for those who live here, and bad news for those rabbis, Jewish educators, and other Jewish communal workers who often were raised and trained here.

A story to illustrate my point. Once, my family was vacationing in Savannah, GA. We happened to wander into a local synagogue, and, as is my style, decided to do some rabbi-to-rabbi networking. The conversation went like this:

Rabbi Schmendrick [not his real name, but a good description]: Shalom Aleichem

Notorious R.A.V. [not my real name either, but a good description]: Aleichem Shalom. Nice to meet you. How long have you been rabbi here?

Schmendrick: About a year now.

Notorious: Oh, still new here? Where were you before?

Schmendrick: Brooklyn.

Notorious: Oh, and where did you get semicha [ordination]?

Schmendrick: Brooklyn.

Notorious: Oh, and where are you originally from?

Schmendrick: Brooklyn.

Notorious: Uh-oh.

So here’s the thing. It is true that the greater New York area has more Jews than the rest of the solar system. And less real understanding of what Jewish America or the Jewish world looks like. There is an unfortunate assumption that Jewish life is easy all over and that if everyone modeled their Jewish community after New York [or just moved here] all would be well.

My experience tells me that this is not the real situation. We spent a number of years enjoying the Atlanta Jewish community back in the day when the closest Kosher restaurant was in Miami, about a ten hour drive. I led high holiday services in Laredo, TX, where some families drove 3 hours to Corpus Christi for Kosher meat. And during a vacation trip to Vermont, I had two communities ready to scour the entire southern portion of the state to help me make a minyan for Kaddish, as they would for their own congregants, even though all they knew about me was my e mail address and that my father had died a few months earlier.

Many of our friends here in New York do not understand how (or why) anyone can be Jewish under those circumstances. They also fail to grasp the deep commitment to Jewish life that exists in the “fly-over states.”

And now to the rabbis, Jewish educators and Jewish communal workers part…

It was a surprise to me to learn that few Long Island rabbis thought it worthwhile to join the NY Board of Rabbis, or even the Long Island Board of Rabbis. One rabbi noted that “I don’t have enough time to spend with the rabbis in my own town, how am I going to find time to spend it with rabbis from all over the area?”

And as a Jewish educator, I know that it is impossible to make an impact on the New York community; it’s just too big. Maybe a person can make a difference in one town or one county, if they’re lucky.

So, New York born and trained Jewish communal professionals don’t know how powerful it is to live in a place in which you know every single other Jewish communal professional in the community by name; communities in which all rabbis sit together and address real issues: responding to Jewish community needs, taking a stand on social action issues, interfacing with clergy from other faith communities with an aim of improving the total community.

And if you don’t know that these things are possible, then your training in woefully deficient.

My modest proposal: Institutions that train Jewish professionals should require that all students spend at least six months working in “real America” (for my purpose, I’ll include Canada. Hell, I’ll even through in Mexico!). During that time, they can better learn to appreciate what it means to have to stretch in order to be Jewish, but also the power of uniting for the issues that really matter.

Lenny Bruce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce) said that “If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn’t matter even if you’re Catholic; if you live in New York, you’re Jewish.” What our Jewish professional leaders need to better understand is just how wonderful Jewish life can be, and often is, in communities all around North America.

Advertisements

5 responses

  1. notorious speaks truth. i spent 5 years in the shenandoah valley as the only rabbi of any denomination for 60 miles in any direction. we have no idea how hard people in areas like this have to work to live jewish lives. yet, despite being the largest percentage of congregations in the reform movement, do they get the support they need and deserve? of course not! that is why, if our rabbis were required to serve an internship in these small congregations before fulfilling their urban dreams, perhaps they would have a better understanding of the important foci for community life!

    Like

  2. Amen to that! As a New York City-raised Jew, I can confirm that bagels from H&H; (or Zabars — it’s an East-West thing), the Sunday New York Times and giving a thumbs-up to Mayor Ed Koch were the hallmarks of Jewish affiliation for my family. It wasn’t until I went to the University of Michigan — Ann Arbor for undergrad that I met Jewish people who had to work at it. In fact, it was a Michinigan (Yinglish for a crazy Michigander?) who took me to my first High Holiday service EVER. Fast forward almost 20 (oy!) years, and I am proud to be a Jewish professional and a professional Jew. Back in New York — and taking nothing for granted! Deborahhttp://www.myjewishcoach.comhttp://jewishorganizations.blogspot.comhttp://myjewishcoach.blogspot.com

    Like

  3. Amen to that! I went to college in Iowa City and now I live in Nashville and every time someone from New York asks me how I can possibly keep Shabbat so far from Lincoln Square and Zabars I want to drop kick them from here to Half-Dog Alabama. In general I think everyone from a big urban area should have to spend at least six months somewhere rural, but especially in the Jewish community it needs to be done.

    Like

  4. Half-dog Alabama??? I love it!

    Like

  5. I agree completely. I am trying to pull together a project called TheG-dProject.org that I feel could generate a lot of great energy for NYC Jews and bring a lot of diverse people together. But not a single NY institution or shul wants it. Of course, rabbis outside of NY love what we are doing, including prominent rabbis. I went into the Jewish institutional world thinking something was wrong with our institutions. Now, I am corrected. Judaism isn't the problem. Jewish Movements aren't the problem. Federations, JCCs, Birthright, Hillel aren't the problem. New York is the enemy.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: